Imagine a world where you didn’t have to worry about the dangers of cars passing you too closely or car doors opening up into your lane while riding your bike. Well, imagine no more.
This dream is now a reality thanks to our new PUBLIC Bubble, otherwise known as Pubble.
Pubble is designed to protect you from preventable injuries due to lack of vision by city officials to invest in infrastructure to make bicycling more accessible and safer. Researchers at Trump University found that the durability and stiffness of the Pubble is “just terrific” and “tremendous in every way.” Their conclusion found that Pubble reduced the risk of injury tenfold – better than any helmet but not as effective as green separated bike lanes.
The Pubble is truly a category leader in the Next Generation Prophylactic space, keeping you safe from unwanted contact with pavement, cars, or even people who might otherwise be attracted to you. Always inflated, the air-o-dynamic Pubble is crafted of incredibly strong “wonder” fabric that simultaneously adjusts the level of breathability and warmth based on its surroundings.
The fabric membranes will open up to allow surplus warmth to exit when you are vigorously biking and will close when you are just cruising. Thus, when wearing it, if you want to hop off your bike at any time and join in a vigorous game of Bubble Ball or just roll around to your heart’s content, rest assured you won’t overheat.
The ergonomic design of the Pubble allows for a wide range for motion. You will never feel uncomfortable or claustrophobic. The interior cavity of the Pubble is large enough for ample movement and includes ingenious pockets for you to keep your valuables and snacks close by. Think of Pubble as your inflatable safety vest. And when you’re riding your bike wearing a San Francisco Giants hat to Dodgers stadium, or vice versa, you’ll feel extra protection too.
Since we only plan to produce a few hundred Pubbles, and we imagine that the folks in Montana might be especially anxious to scoop them up (because this Montana elected official is ignorant), make sure you preorder yours starting on April Fools Day for only $89. Last year’s PUBLIC Unicycle sold out in just a few days!
And for an extra $20, you can add a Fishbowl design to your Pubble.
Also stay tuned for the our patented Kids’ version coming soon!